“Aura” to the left of me, “fanum tax” to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with “rizz.” Yes, that’s how I started this article. And if you understand what any of those phrases...

It was a breezy afternoon on Feb. 3, when skibidi sigmas gathered at the Owl Statue to watch the inaugural brain rot contest. The contest featured eight contestants each taking turns doing their own...