It was a dark and stormy night...I mean, it was day time and the amount of noise was average for someone living near a main road. I had the house, and the day, to myself, so I decided to do something...

This is an installment of Suzette Andujar’s weekly column “As I Was Saying." Okay so I’m a big scaredy-cat. I watched “Paranormal Activity” and didn’t sleep again for a month. Like legit,...